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to Morty's Mall:
Hi, I'm Morty. I'm a television fan
and internet columnist. Last year I added a section to my Morty's
TV website where TV fans could find videos and other related
merchandise. The pages were a big hit and I decided to give
them their own web site. Unlike other sites selling tapes
and DVDs, I've tried to personalize these pages with pictures and
trivia that I hope you'll enjoy.
Thanks
for stopping by, and stay tuned,
Get Shrek 2:
Shrek
2 (Gift Set) [DVD](2004) DVD
Shrek 2 (Widescreen Version) [DVD](2004) DVD
Shrek 2 [DVD](2004) DVDShrek
2 [VHS](2004) VHSWhen Princess Fiona's (Cameron
Diaz) royal parents learn she's married Shrek (Mike Myers),
they hire swashbuckling feline Puss in Boots (Antonio
Banderas) to do away with him. Can the oversized ogre, and
his faithful sidekick Donkey (Eddie Murphy), thwart the evil
plot before his one true love winds up with the preening
Prince Charming (Rupert Everett)? Enormously successful and
fun-filled follow-up also features the voices of John Cleese,
Julie Andrews, Jennifer Saunders, and Larry King.
Garfield:
The Movie [DVD](2004) DVD Garfield:
The Movie [VHS](2004) VHS Everybody's favorite
lasagna-eating, nap-loving, comic strip fat cat comes to life in a
thrilling family adventure that mixes live-action with
computer-generated imagery. While his long-suffering owner Jon
attempts to woo a gorgeous veterinarian, Garfield must deal with
sharing his home with dim-witted new puppy Odie. But after his
canine nemesis is kidnapped, the obese orange feline embarks on a
hilarious quest to rescue the purloined pooch. Stars Breckin
Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Bill Murray as the voice of
Garfield.
Hellboy
(Director's Cut) [DVD](2004) DVD
Hellboy [DVD](2004) DVD
Hellboy [VHS](2004) VHS
Hellboy: Limited Edition Gift Set(2004) DVD Guillermo del
Toro's crackling adaptation of Mike Mignola's acclaimed and
offbeat comic book series stars a perfectly cast Ron Perlman as
the demon spawned by the Nazis who now fights for the forces of
good. As part of the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense,
Hellboy and his fellow agents, including beautiful firestarter Liz
Sherman (Selma Blair) and aquatic telepath Abe Sapien (voiced by
an uncredited David Hyde Pierce), must stop the evil magician who
created him 60 years earlier.
Spider-Man 2 (Widescreen Version) [DVD](2004) DVD
Spider-Man 2 [DVD](2004) DVD
Spider-Man 2 [VHS](2004) VHS
Spider-Man 2: Collector's DVD Gift Set [DVD](2004) DVDTwo
years after receiving his spider-powers, life hasn't gotten any
easier for college student/crimefighter Peter Parker (Tobey
Maguire). With his grades slipping and his personal life at an
all-time low, Maguire hangs up his red and blue costume. But when
New York is threatened by a new menace--tentacled terror Doctor
Octopus (Alfred Molina)--will Spidey return to save the day?
Director Sam Raimi's smash hit sequel also stars Kirsten Dunst,
James Franco, Rosemary Harris, J.K. Simmons.
More Spidey Stuff Here!
Bada
Bing Babe Silhouette T-ShirtA
100% cotton t-shirt featuring "Bada Bing!" along with
a little extra BING! in the form of a silhouette of a white
hot dame! Shirt is available in Black.
TV
Land to Go : The Big Book of TV Lists, TV Lore, and TV Bests
by Tom Hill TV Land, the network of America's television
favorites, delivers opinionated, informed, and, most of all,
humorous takes on everything television! Behind-the-scenes facts
and stories that are sure to enhance your television experience.
In fact, you'll never watch TV the same way again. TV Land to
Go will become as indispensable as your
remote control!
The first DVD ReWritable Drive with built-in
analog video capture lets you quickly and easily transfer home
video directly from tape (via camcorder or VCR) to DVD.
The HP DVD Movie Writer dc3000 is an external DVD writer with
built-in analog video capture. It lets you quickly and easily
transfer home video directly from tape (via camcorder or VCR) to
digital format on your PC and to DVD+R/+RW discs. It provides a
full suite of software to enable video editing along with photo,
music and data applications, and it lets you write and read CD-R
and CD-RW discs as well as DVD+R/+RW.
Harry
For The Holidays This album swings AND rocks!! Harry explores children's songs, traditional carols, and Christmas classics with his own style-- one of the best jazzy records around! Check out 'Silent Night' (gospel crooner) and 'Silver Bells' (yeah screech trumpet!) to be swept off of your feet.
Those cartoon crimefighting critters,
Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse, are back to save Empire
City from such dastardly villains as Harry Gorilla,
Professor Noodle Stroodle and the fiendish Frog, in the
fondly remembered animated series from
"Batman" creator Bob Kane. All 130 episodes
are included on this four-disc collector's set. 12 hrs.
total. Standard; Soundtrack: English..
Harry
Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone
(Letterboxed Version) [DVD] DVD
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone [DVD](2001) Harry
Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone(2001) VHS
Author J.K. Rowling's phenomenally popular books come to
life on screen in a marvelous, effects-filled fantasy
for all ages. After years of mistreatment by his aunt
and uncle, English orphan Harry Potter learns on his
11th birthday that his parents were great wizards and he
inherited their abilities. Accepted into the mysterious
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry meets
his fellow mages-in-training, encounters strange
creatures and faces the evil Lord Voldemort. Daniel
Radcliffe, Robbie Coltrane, Rupert Grint, Richard
Harris, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith and Emma Watson star;
directed by Chris Columbus. Special video version
includes scenes not shown in theatres. 152 min.
Tee
Tee Tunes: The Commercials This CD is incredible, 55
tracks, all of them classic TV commercials. This is so much
fun. I have it in my CD jukebox so they come
up on "random play."
As
Seen On TV - Songs From Commercials
~ Nick Drake, et
al. 20 tracks from popular commercials from the last
decade. Includes a lot of Volswagon tracks like: "Da Da
Da I Don't Love You You
Don't Love Me Aha Aha Aha" by Trio
Tune
In, Turn On to the Hippest Commercials of the Sixties
I can't believe you can get this on CD. I bought it on vinyl
in 1973. This might be the first ever commercial soundtrack
album. "The Magnificent Seven" from the Marlboro
commercials, "Meet the Swinger, Polariod,
Swinger," and ten others.
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Television's
Greatest Hits, Vol.1: From the 50's and 60's 
Television's
Greatest Hits, Vol.2: From the 50's and 60's
Television's
Greatest Hits, Vol.3: From the 70's and 80's
Television's
Greatest Hits, Vol.4: Black & White Classics 
Television's
Greatest Hits, Vol.5: In Living Color 
Television's
Greatest Hits, Vol.6: Remote Control 
Television's
Greatest Hits, Vol.7: Cable Ready 
Tee
Tee Tunes: The Commercials
